lololololol.

Oh Chuck Norris,
How you make my day bright
By beating up people with a pipe
You sniff danger from far away
And then you beat the crap out of it, and tell them they will pay
You are the reason why waldo is hiding
Because he is afraid of your supernatural gliding
You dont swim, the water just carrys you
Youre the only one that can do that, exept a few (superman...maybe, but i doubt it)
You can lick both your elbows, at the same time
And your round house kicks to the face are so prime.
You so awesome, you can dribble a football
And you catch me when i fall
Even though you where a stunt double for Optimus Prime
You still take out time to fight crime
You can clap with one hand
and that's freakin awesome.

The end

(but he's still not as rad as Jesus)